Meet Ambrose Harper, Constance’s first “ax-husband” who lost his head over the beguiling Black Widow Bride.

This lenticular ornament shifts side-to-side as you walk past, just as the attic portraits change as you ride by in your Doombuggy. I get chills hearing Hatbox Ghost’s shadow playing “Here Comes the Bride” nearby in the attic. Framed in a thick gold resin frame with a hanging loop to hang wherever you need a happy haunt.

If you ever wonder where each of her husbands fall in the timeline of marriages, just count how many necklaces Constance wears in each portrait!